A product line for everyone who's ever looked at their cat and thought: you're a disaster.
Humans invented the wheel, the internet, and the automatic can opener.
Animals invented nothing. Because they have no thumbs.
This means your dog cannot:
Their fault. Not ours.
Premium cotton tees with jokes animals would wear if they had thumbs. And money.
Ceramic mugs for the person who needs their morning coffee explained by a cat who can't hold a cup.
Waterproof die-cut stickers for laptops, water bottles, and bumpers — so everyone knows the truth.
Dogs can't reply-all. They can barely reply.
Cats can't work a remote. They just sit on it.
Birds can't open a jar. Not even with two legs.
Rabbits can't text. They just thump.
There's a t-shirt for each of these.
Evolution gave them loyalty, love, and four very fast legs.
It forgot thumbs. We're fixing that — sort of.