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T-Shirt
No Thumbs T-Shirt
"For when evolution didn’t finish the job."
Heavyweight cotton tee. Relaxed fit. Let everyone know that thumbs are a privilege, not a right.
Premium print-on-demand merch for those who've accepted the obvious truth.
"For when evolution didn’t finish the job."
Heavyweight cotton tee. Relaxed fit. Let everyone know that thumbs are a privilege, not a right.
"Even if you had thumbs, you’d still need this."
11oz ceramic mug. Dishwasher safe. Perfect for the person whose biggest flex is not needing hands.
"The truth, die-cut and waterproof."
Set of 3 vinyl stickers. Waterproof, UV-resistant, and 100% accurate. Apply to laptop, water bottle, or forehead.